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grumpysalmon:

grumpysalmon:

Happy to report that my surgery was a success and I now have no limbs :)

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*flicks through my notes of what’s popular to say online at the moment*

with metaphors


ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!



sh1re:

happy easter


clamjob:

im cute like wtf pay attention to me


lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”


jayayayayay:

if easter and 4/20 are both today can it be called a joint holiday




caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*


nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon


snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes


suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat


stay-ocean-minded:

maybe people would ask me stuff if i were attractive