my life is just one big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
my personal library
rock paper lesbian sex
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you
I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
you don’t know frustration until you’ve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.