8ot:

my life is just one big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

sluttyoliveoil:

my personal library

brandysmellville:

rock paper lesbian sex

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

omgamole:

you don’t know frustration until you’ve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

rnedia:

drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.